Please answer the following Regatta related questions honestly or/and to the best of your ability.
Thank you kindly.

My primary reason for attending the Regatta is:
The Quoits The Buffoonery

What word best describes Bishop and Mushmouth's 2005 Regatta Web site:
Terrible Okay Excellent

Which meat would you most like to smoke and then fry:
Chicken Fish Pork

Who will win Rookie of the Year in 2006?:
The Rookie The Rookie Ralph

Can you name the only person ever to be named MVP in absentia?:
Gary Coleman Mushmouth Beek

Good day to you.